1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:30,000 Tahir Abbas | Wah Cantt | 0345-5094502 2 00:00:21,140 --> 00:00:23,850 Scratch. Wampum. 3 00:00:24,850 --> 00:00:28,880 Dough. Sugar. Clams. 4 00:00:28,900 --> 00:00:33,780 Loot. Bills. Bones. Bread. Bucks. 5 00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:35,360 Money. 6 00:00:36,160 --> 00:00:39,580 That which separates the haves from the have-nots. 7 00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:41,700 But what is money? 8 00:00:42,010 --> 00:00:43,920 It's everything if you don't have it, right? 9 00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:49,130 Half of all American adults have more credit card debt than savings. 10 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,810 25% have no savings at all. 11 00:00:52,470 --> 00:00:54,680 And only 15% of the population 12 00:00:55,020 --> 00:00:58,700 is on track to fund even one year of retirement. 13 00:00:58,980 --> 00:01:00,390 Suggesting what? 14 00:01:02,100 --> 00:01:03,830 The middle class is evaporating? 15 00:01:03,850 --> 00:01:05,350 Or the American Dream is dead? 16 00:01:06,650 --> 00:01:09,580 You wouldn't be sitting there listening to me if the latter were true. 17 00:01:10,110 --> 00:01:13,530 You see, I think most people just have a fundamentally flawed view of money. 18 00:01:14,110 --> 00:01:17,660 Is it simply an agreed-upon unit of exchange for goods and services? 19 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:20,300 $3.70 for a gallon of milk? 20 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:22,010 Thirty bucks to cut your grass? 21 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:24,370 Or is it an intangible? 22 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:27,710 Security or happiness. Peace of mind. 23 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:30,600 Let me propose a third option. 24 00:01:31,630 --> 00:01:34,630 Money as a measuring device. 25 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:37,860 You see, the hard reality is how much money we accumulate in life 26 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:39,740 is not a function of who's president 27 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:43,600 or the economy or bubbles bursting or bad breaks or bosses. 28 00:01:44,700 --> 00:01:46,370 It's about the American work ethic. 29 00:01:47,730 --> 00:01:50,470 The one that made us the greatest country on Earth. 30 00:01:51,610 --> 00:01:56,630 It's about bucking the media's opinion as to what constitutes a good parent. 31 00:01:56,650 --> 00:01:59,550 Deciding to miss the ball game, the play, the concert, 32 00:01:59,570 --> 00:02:03,790 because you've resolved to work and invest in your family's future. 33 00:02:04,830 --> 00:02:08,670 And taking responsibility for the consequences of those actions. 34 00:02:10,210 --> 00:02:12,840 Patience. Frugality. Sacrifice. 35 00:02:13,750 --> 00:02:16,470 When you boil it down, what do those three things have in common? 36 00:02:17,130 --> 00:02:19,300 Those are choices. 37 00:02:20,220 --> 00:02:22,320 Money is not peace of mind. 38 00:02:22,350 --> 00:02:23,760 Money's not happiness. 39 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:32,060 Money is, at its essence... 40 00:02:32,940 --> 00:02:35,530 that measure of a man's 41 00:02:35,650 --> 00:02:36,990 choices. 42 00:02:38,860 --> 00:02:39,910 Okay. 43 00:02:40,340 --> 00:02:43,260 Well, we're really just getting started looking at, uh, interviewing, 44 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:45,180 I guess you'd say, financial advisors. 45 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:47,320 Mmm-hmm. Sure. You're doing your due diligence. 46 00:02:47,340 --> 00:02:48,990 Mr. Byrde, we don't know... 47 00:02:49,020 --> 00:02:50,220 Call me Marty. 48 00:02:50,250 --> 00:02:53,810 Marty, we don't know that much about stocks and investing. 49 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,560 Well, I kinda do. 50 00:02:55,590 --> 00:02:57,690 I do. I just don't have time to do the research. 51 00:02:57,720 --> 00:02:59,460 We wanna be comfortable 52 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:01,070 with who we trust our money to. 53 00:03:02,590 --> 00:03:03,630 Um-hum. 54 00:03:04,050 --> 00:03:10,750 Um, well, tell me, um... what are your... What are your financial plans? 55 00:03:10,770 --> 00:03:13,830 Do you have a... a five-year goal? 56 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:17,090 Yeah, we would like to build out our basement, ideally. 57 00:03:17,110 --> 00:03:18,480 And we would like a pool. 58 00:03:18,500 --> 00:03:19,700 We're not getting a pool. 59 00:03:19,730 --> 00:03:21,100 We're getting a pool. 60 00:03:21,290 --> 00:03:23,580 - He does this all the time. - Pools are tricky. 61 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:27,230 Very difficult to, uh, recoup your money when it comes time to sell. 62 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:32,790 As an investment... uh, they're poor. 63 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:36,180 Marty, gotta be in the city at 4:00. 64 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:37,230 - Yep. - Leave in ten? 65 00:03:37,250 --> 00:03:38,940 Yeah. Hey, come on in, meet the Hunkins. 66 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:41,400 - Oh. Hi! - This is Liddell of Liddell and Byrde. 67 00:03:41,420 --> 00:03:42,490 This is Bruce Liddell. 68 00:03:42,510 --> 00:03:44,760 The Hunkins are just interviewing financial advisors, so... 69 00:03:44,780 --> 00:03:46,830 - Oh, so you didn't tell them? - What about? 70 00:03:46,850 --> 00:03:51,290 Okay. So, we handle 73% of Northwestern's entire surgical staff. 71 00:03:51,310 --> 00:03:53,910 - Wow. - Yeah, that's our appointment. 72 00:03:53,940 --> 00:03:57,780 So, due to that level of business, we're about to stop taking on new clients. 73 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:02,400 There is an Edward Jones office on Wacker I hear does a halfway decent job. 74 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:03,590 Or... 75 00:04:03,610 --> 00:04:05,700 Marty, you tell me if it's not too late... 76 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:10,050 then $5,000 would still open an account here today. 77 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:14,120 And we'd be happy to take check or credit card. 78 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:16,480 Okay. 79 00:04:16,500 --> 00:04:18,310 Um... check? 80 00:04:18,340 --> 00:04:21,110 Great. Great. 81 00:04:21,130 --> 00:04:23,740 Nice to meet you two. Marty, I'll see you in the car. 82 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:24,980 Yep. 83 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:30,990 Central location, magnificent architecture. 84 00:04:31,020 --> 00:04:32,950 I know for a fact I'm the first person showing this. 85 00:04:32,980 --> 00:04:35,790 So you guys are in for a treat. 86 00:04:35,810 --> 00:04:39,540 Views of the Chicago River. Room for expansion. 87 00:04:39,570 --> 00:04:42,380 - Oh, my goodness, this is perfect, baby. - The lease options are... 88 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:44,760 - Babe, not while I'm working. - I love when you give me boundaries. 89 00:04:44,780 --> 00:04:46,880 Oh, thank God. Marty, what do you think? 90 00:04:46,900 --> 00:04:48,160 Don't you love it? 91 00:04:48,330 --> 00:04:49,590 It's nice. Very nice. 92 00:04:49,620 --> 00:04:51,010 - It's nice? - Yeah. 93 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:54,310 Fucking nice? I'm in that corner, you're in that corner. 94 00:04:54,330 --> 00:04:56,480 Twenty people working for us. Boom, boom, boom. 95 00:04:56,500 --> 00:04:58,100 Two receptionists. 96 00:04:58,130 --> 00:04:59,270 What kind of windows are these? 97 00:04:59,290 --> 00:05:01,290 - The kind you see through. - I don't know. 98 00:05:01,670 --> 00:05:03,270 I mean, this is southern facing, right? 99 00:05:03,300 --> 00:05:05,570 I mean, depending on their performance rating, 100 00:05:05,590 --> 00:05:08,950 the cooling bill will be 15, 20% higher in the summer. 101 00:05:08,970 --> 00:05:10,310 Something to consider. 102 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:13,950 You wanna go call some clients or something? 103 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:15,370 I think Marty and I need to huddle up. 104 00:05:15,390 --> 00:05:17,500 - He's being a little bitch. Yeah? Okay. - Yeah. 105 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:19,020 - Sure. - All right. 106 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:26,700 Saw your computer screen. 107 00:05:28,170 --> 00:05:30,860 Wendy catches you rubbing one out to that amateur backdoor action, 108 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:32,930 she's gonna fucking crap a toaster, dude. 109 00:05:32,950 --> 00:05:34,600 What are you thinking? 110 00:05:34,620 --> 00:05:36,840 You and Wendy been together how long? Twenty years? 111 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:38,810 - Twenty-two. - Twenty-two years. 112 00:05:38,830 --> 00:05:40,670 Holy Christ, those threads are stripped. 113 00:05:41,460 --> 00:05:45,190 - It's a long time. - It's a long time. Liz... Liz... 114 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:46,360 Nothing's off-menu. 115 00:05:46,380 --> 00:05:48,950 This girl's got a wink like a fox trap. 116 00:05:48,970 --> 00:05:50,700 This is your future wife you're talking about. 117 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:52,570 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy. - That is enough. 118 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:54,530 Easy, settle. 119 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:58,060 Marty Byrde, you're my best friend. I love you, I do. 120 00:05:58,230 --> 00:06:01,300 But you're living a tragically subdued life. 121 00:06:01,330 --> 00:06:02,440 Mmm-hmm. 122 00:06:02,470 --> 00:06:04,670 And how is it... How is it we make the same bank, 123 00:06:04,700 --> 00:06:07,210 and yet I can see my place in Trump Tower from here 124 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:09,840 and you're driving a ten-year-old Camry with cloth fucking seats? 125 00:06:09,860 --> 00:06:11,550 Nothing wrong with that Camry. 126 00:06:11,570 --> 00:06:14,390 And I do just fine, sex-wise. 127 00:06:14,410 --> 00:06:15,850 - Oh, oh, oh, really? Really? - Yeah. 128 00:06:15,870 --> 00:06:20,080 Says the man watching DIY porn in his office, with clients present. 129 00:06:20,890 --> 00:06:22,000 Wow. 130 00:06:23,380 --> 00:06:26,770 Now, be honest. When was the last time you were really truly happy? 131 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:28,230 Oh, come on. 132 00:06:28,260 --> 00:06:30,400 - Come on. I'm planning up. - Okay, okay. 133 00:06:30,430 --> 00:06:31,860 You got me. You got me. 134 00:06:31,890 --> 00:06:33,610 Financial advisor's not my dream job, 135 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:36,070 but I am taking a fucking bite out of the apple. 136 00:06:36,090 --> 00:06:37,270 - Are you? - Yeah. 137 00:06:37,390 --> 00:06:39,910 Hey, check this out. Check this out. 138 00:06:39,930 --> 00:06:41,580 Liz and I went here... 139 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:43,020 last weekend. Amazing. 140 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:44,750 Amazing. Look at this. 141 00:06:44,770 --> 00:06:46,790 - Lake of the Ozarks? - Yeah. Lake of the Ozarks. 142 00:06:46,820 --> 00:06:49,550 Southern Missouri. The Redneck Riviera, baby. 143 00:06:49,570 --> 00:06:51,970 I thought I was gonna hate the place. Got there... 144 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:54,600 almost pissed myself. 145 00:06:54,630 --> 00:06:56,510 - Yeah? - Seriously. This bad boy... 146 00:06:56,540 --> 00:06:58,930 This bad boy has more shoreline, literally, 147 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:00,680 than the entire coast of California. 148 00:07:00,710 --> 00:07:02,270 - Look at that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Come on. 149 00:07:02,290 --> 00:07:06,170 Every summer, five million cash-rich tourists show up, descend on the place. 150 00:07:06,190 --> 00:07:09,230 And it's got everything. Rich, poor, bass boats, yachts, condos. 151 00:07:09,260 --> 00:07:11,900 - You keep this. You hold on to this. - This is mine? 152 00:07:11,930 --> 00:07:14,450 Yeah, you put that on your vision board. Okay? 153 00:07:14,470 --> 00:07:16,570 This place, I'm telling you, it's got everything. 154 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:19,580 My point is, you can buy land right down to the waterline. 155 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:21,250 We invest, okay? 156 00:07:21,270 --> 00:07:23,020 Use it as an excuse to get out of the city. 157 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:25,830 Your mood improves, probably your marriage. 158 00:07:25,860 --> 00:07:27,340 Decision, boys? 159 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:29,030 - I think we'll take it. - Nice. 160 00:07:29,050 --> 00:07:30,670 No. What? No, we're not... 161 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:32,130 We're not... We're gonna consider it. 162 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:33,540 - We're not taking it yet. - Mm. 163 00:07:35,030 --> 00:07:37,470 Sometimes, we don't think we're gonna like something, 164 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:39,060 but then you try it, 165 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:41,550 and then suddenly you realize that you're having fun. 166 00:07:41,570 --> 00:07:42,980 Think about your trampoline. 167 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:45,390 I mean, your father and I fought about getting that for years. 168 00:07:45,420 --> 00:07:47,650 And then, all of a sudden, what happened? Next thing you knew, 169 00:07:47,670 --> 00:07:49,570 the two of us were doing backflips out there with you. 170 00:07:49,590 --> 00:07:52,070 Mom, I don't want to go to the dance and I'm not gonna have fun. 171 00:07:52,090 --> 00:07:54,240 Look, if he's just gonna stand around, why make him go? 172 00:07:54,260 --> 00:07:55,950 It's a school dance. Everybody stands around. 173 00:07:55,970 --> 00:07:59,020 - You just don't want me there. - I'm trying to help you, retard. 174 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:00,200 - Hey. - You're the retard. 175 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:02,560 - Hey. Stop it, both of you. - We don't use that word. You know that. 176 00:08:02,590 --> 00:08:03,830 You know, maybe you should go. 177 00:08:03,850 --> 00:08:06,130 Then you can wear your Minecraft T-shirt and take your spear. 178 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:07,160 Oh, screw you. 179 00:08:07,180 --> 00:08:09,380 - Stop it, both of you. - Put that back, please. 180 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:11,250 Your brother is handsome no matter what he wears. 181 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:13,630 - Give me that. - Gotta put yourself out there. 182 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,380 Give me the clicker, please. I was watching that. 183 00:08:15,410 --> 00:08:16,800 - No, you're not. - Yes, I was. 184 00:08:16,820 --> 00:08:19,850 Give it to me and eat your dinner and leave your brother alone. 185 00:08:19,870 --> 00:08:22,390 Why do you always take his side? Not like you ever say anything to him. 186 00:08:22,410 --> 00:08:23,980 Not taking his side. You're picking on him. 187 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,330 Okay, okay. Just stop. 188 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:28,840 - Can we reset this conversation? - Yeah, let's do it. 189 00:08:32,670 --> 00:08:33,930 How was your day? 190 00:08:37,220 --> 00:08:38,470 How was yours? 191 00:08:39,970 --> 00:08:41,160 My day was very exciting. 192 00:08:41,180 --> 00:08:44,290 I went to Costco. And then I went and got groceries. 193 00:08:44,310 --> 00:08:47,460 And then I... I dropped off the recyclables. 194 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:50,630 And then I took Jonah to the dentist. And then... 195 00:08:50,650 --> 00:08:52,800 Do not throw that out. Your father might want it later. 196 00:08:52,820 --> 00:08:54,050 - You want it? - No, thank you. No. 197 00:08:54,070 --> 00:08:56,260 - Okay. - That's very exciting. 198 00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:58,550 Didn't you get, um, groceries on Monday? 199 00:08:58,580 --> 00:09:00,180 Um-hum. 200 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:02,990 - I need ten dollars. - What for? 201 00:09:03,010 --> 00:09:05,390 There's a fundraiser for Hannah Lawson. 202 00:09:05,410 --> 00:09:06,600 Is she all right? 203 00:09:06,620 --> 00:09:09,340 - She has psoriasis. - Oh. Jesus Christ. 204 00:09:10,670 --> 00:09:13,730 It's a disease, Dad. Like cancer, okay? 205 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:14,970 No. Is it? 206 00:09:15,970 --> 00:09:17,240 It's itchy skin, honey. 207 00:09:17,260 --> 00:09:18,450 There's no cure. 208 00:09:18,470 --> 00:09:20,280 Right, let's save our money. 209 00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:23,830 I mean, if they're close to a cure for flaky skin 210 00:09:23,850 --> 00:09:26,290 and your contribution's gonna put a crack team of dermatologists 211 00:09:26,310 --> 00:09:27,960 over the top, then I'm gonna pony up. 212 00:09:27,980 --> 00:09:30,510 But until then, I'd like to save my ten bucks. Okay? 213 00:09:30,530 --> 00:09:33,630 I am not calling you one, but why are you acting so dickish? 214 00:09:33,650 --> 00:09:35,250 I mean, it is only $10. 215 00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:36,760 One day, you're gonna work for a living 216 00:09:36,780 --> 00:09:38,840 and you're not gonna like people with hands in your pockets. 217 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:41,050 Charlotte, get the ten dollars out of my purse. 218 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:42,930 - No, it's fine. Let her face fall off. - It's... 219 00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:44,760 - It's ten dollars. For God's sake. - What? 220 00:09:44,790 --> 00:09:48,310 She asked me for $20 last week and $50 the weekend before that. 221 00:09:48,330 --> 00:09:50,790 She's 15 years old. She needs to know the value of money. 222 00:09:52,380 --> 00:09:54,210 - Do you not agree? - I agree. 223 00:09:56,470 --> 00:09:58,310 Your Consumer Reports came today. 224 00:09:59,340 --> 00:10:00,690 That's ironic. 225 00:10:06,310 --> 00:10:09,980 - Thank you for dinner. - I worked hard at it. 226 00:10:35,300 --> 00:10:37,820 Some of the dangers, and we wanted to look further. 227 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:40,400 And while studies have shown that potentially deadly side effects 228 00:10:40,430 --> 00:10:42,030 are extremely rare, 229 00:10:42,050 --> 00:10:45,990 fewer than 11 cases per 10,000 women who use it for a year, 230 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:47,450 families affected point out 231 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:50,750 that the incidence of life-threatening blood clots is still double... 232 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,590 Do you want the History Channel? 233 00:11:08,870 --> 00:11:12,000 Mm-mm. Thank you. I'm watching something else. 234 00:11:17,090 --> 00:11:18,350 I'm tired. 235 00:11:25,430 --> 00:11:26,890 You seem awfully quiet. 236 00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:32,230 Just got something on my mind. 237 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:36,820 - Do you care if I go to bed? - Mm-mm. 238 00:11:41,610 --> 00:11:43,280 - Good night. - Good night. 239 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:27,160 - Who loves his little girl? - You do, Daddy. 240 00:12:29,660 --> 00:12:30,660 Good night. 241 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:53,690 Yeah, I got it. 242 00:13:24,260 --> 00:13:26,510 You haven't done this before, have you? 243 00:13:28,890 --> 00:13:30,070 Why? 244 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:32,460 Handsome. 245 00:13:33,690 --> 00:13:34,870 Clean. 246 00:13:35,770 --> 00:13:36,770 Fit. 247 00:13:37,370 --> 00:13:40,750 Let me guess. Your wife won't do what you want her to do. 248 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:53,700 If you were my man, working all day so I could stay at home... 249 00:13:56,700 --> 00:13:58,140 which, uh... 250 00:13:58,170 --> 00:13:59,420 let's face it... 251 00:14:00,380 --> 00:14:02,340 it was a bitch when they were little, but... 252 00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:07,470 but now they're both teens and in school all day. 253 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:11,430 Private school, too. 254 00:14:11,890 --> 00:14:16,280 Even though you pay a shit-pot full of state taxes 255 00:14:16,310 --> 00:14:18,850 and live in a top-rated public school district... 256 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:23,150 who's never missed a mortgage payment? 257 00:14:24,110 --> 00:14:25,570 Marty Byrde. 258 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:32,360 Nice home on a quarter-acre squared-off lot in the suburbs? 259 00:14:33,580 --> 00:14:35,830 Marty fucking Byrde. 260 00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:41,210 Putting presents underneath the tree since 2002. 261 00:14:47,010 --> 00:14:50,640 Not only would I not cheat on you... 262 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:56,850 but I... I'd let you do... 263 00:14:58,590 --> 00:15:03,260 anything... you... wanted. 264 00:15:07,190 --> 00:15:08,650 Do me a favor. 265 00:15:10,530 --> 00:15:11,990 Don't come too fast. 266 00:15:31,900 --> 00:15:33,040 Hey. 267 00:15:33,070 --> 00:15:35,360 You can't be beatin' off in your car, baby. It's a workplace. 268 00:15:35,390 --> 00:15:36,850 Yeah. Thank you. 269 00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:00,560 - Hello. - Marty, it's Bruce. 270 00:16:00,580 --> 00:16:01,790 I'm at Hanson's. 271 00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:04,770 Trucking? Why? 272 00:16:04,790 --> 00:16:08,310 I'm with Senior and Junior. I need you here, Marty. Now. 273 00:16:08,340 --> 00:16:11,650 Now? No, Bruce. It's the middle of the night. 274 00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:13,200 Tell me what the problem is, and I can try... 275 00:16:13,220 --> 00:16:15,850 Del. Del's here. 276 00:16:18,220 --> 00:16:19,390 Okay. 277 00:17:03,980 --> 00:17:05,790 Hey, Mr. Hanson. Hey, Bruce. 278 00:17:05,810 --> 00:17:07,790 Hey, Marty. Del just has a few questions. He's... 279 00:17:07,810 --> 00:17:09,440 Yeah? What's going on? 280 00:17:10,190 --> 00:17:12,860 Hey, Del. Didn't know you were coming in town. 281 00:17:16,070 --> 00:17:18,240 - You look good, Marty. - Yeah, thanks. 282 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,830 Where's my $5 million? 283 00:17:22,290 --> 00:17:23,540 Your what? 284 00:17:24,660 --> 00:17:26,040 Your $5 million? 285 00:17:26,710 --> 00:17:28,310 - What's he talking about? - Have a seat. 286 00:17:28,980 --> 00:17:31,690 Whatever's between you is your business. Got nothing to do with me and my dad. 287 00:17:31,710 --> 00:17:33,570 Shut up, son. 288 00:17:33,590 --> 00:17:35,970 - We run a clean shop. - Clean? 289 00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:43,090 Other than the $100 million in drug money that you and your father collect 290 00:17:43,310 --> 00:17:45,480 and transport to these two gentlemen to launder? 291 00:17:46,060 --> 00:17:48,370 Clean to you. 292 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,710 Listen, Del. Wh... Whatever money you're missing, 293 00:17:50,730 --> 00:17:52,630 I'm sure there's a perfectly good explanation. 294 00:17:52,650 --> 00:17:55,490 No. "Stolen." That's my word. 295 00:17:56,990 --> 00:17:58,300 Sit down. 296 00:17:58,320 --> 00:17:59,430 Yeah. 297 00:18:00,620 --> 00:18:05,760 Mr. Del Rio... I swear, we are not stealing from you. 298 00:18:05,790 --> 00:18:08,560 We log all of our weights. 299 00:18:08,580 --> 00:18:11,420 Check 'em. The numbers don't lie. 300 00:18:11,810 --> 00:18:13,270 Should tell that to him. 301 00:18:13,590 --> 00:18:16,770 From Chicago to Panama, Moscow to Tel Aviv, 302 00:18:16,790 --> 00:18:19,950 Marty Byrde can make $100 million in dirty money 303 00:18:19,970 --> 00:18:22,570 disappear like spit on a hot skillet. 304 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,890 Mr. Rio? I have to pee. 305 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,140 Of course. 306 00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:39,800 When I was nine years old, 307 00:18:39,820 --> 00:18:43,240 I started working for my parents' grocery store. 308 00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:46,640 Wasn't a big store, but it fed six kids. 309 00:18:47,410 --> 00:18:49,060 We had four cashiers. 310 00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:50,670 Carlotta, our best... 311 00:18:51,790 --> 00:18:52,970 maybe 30... 312 00:18:54,210 --> 00:18:56,400 started there when she was 15. 313 00:18:56,420 --> 00:18:57,690 She was loyal. 314 00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:59,940 The kind of person you call "Aunt" when you're nine years old, 315 00:18:59,970 --> 00:19:02,450 because she was always there. 316 00:19:02,470 --> 00:19:04,350 Always with a smile. 317 00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:09,140 And then one day, my father's closing up... 318 00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:15,450 and he sees Aunt Carlotta slip five dollars' worth of pesos... 319 00:19:16,730 --> 00:19:19,850 out of the till, into her pocket. 320 00:19:19,870 --> 00:19:21,960 He could not believe it. 321 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:24,620 "Why? Why, Carlotta?" 322 00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:29,170 "If you needed the money, why didn't you just come to me?" 323 00:19:33,660 --> 00:19:35,320 Carlotta was a proud woman. 324 00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:39,720 Not too proud to steal, but... proud. 325 00:19:41,970 --> 00:19:44,680 She had four kids, no husband. 326 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:47,350 Her youngest one had asthma. 327 00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,310 Said she needed the money to buy medicine. 328 00:19:51,810 --> 00:19:53,440 So her boy could breathe. 329 00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,270 Cried like a baby. 330 00:19:58,690 --> 00:20:00,700 Swore she would never do it again. 331 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,030 Begged my father not to fire her. 332 00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:06,830 Begged. 333 00:20:09,700 --> 00:20:11,040 Mr. Hanson... 334 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:15,460 what should my father do with Aunt Carlotta? 335 00:20:18,170 --> 00:20:19,380 Five dollars? 336 00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:25,800 You tell her if it happens again, she's gone. 337 00:20:27,350 --> 00:20:29,600 You put her on probation. 338 00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:33,050 Probation. 339 00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:37,830 I love America. 340 00:20:37,860 --> 00:20:39,030 Bruce? 341 00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:43,280 One mistake against 15 years. 342 00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:47,450 Training cashiers is a bitch. I'd give her a second chance, Del. 343 00:20:51,540 --> 00:20:53,250 Marty, what should my father do? 344 00:20:56,580 --> 00:20:58,400 I know what this is. I know what you're doing. 345 00:20:58,420 --> 00:21:00,170 This is an intimidation audit. 346 00:21:01,130 --> 00:21:03,820 Yeah? I mean, you think you can just come in here unannounced 347 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:06,720 and rattle some cages, and someone's gonna admit to skimming? 348 00:21:08,260 --> 00:21:10,600 I mean, you're fishing. 349 00:21:11,090 --> 00:21:13,550 And, I mean, people steal. I get it. 350 00:21:13,730 --> 00:21:15,580 But you got a distribution chain downstream 351 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:17,500 that's run by meth heads and drug dealers. 352 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:20,170 That's where you're gonna find your Aunt Carlottas. They're not in here. 353 00:21:20,190 --> 00:21:22,590 We've been laundering money for Mr. Navarro for ten years? 354 00:21:22,610 --> 00:21:23,800 That's right. 355 00:21:23,820 --> 00:21:27,450 The only thing you've done here is you've involved a civilian. All right? 356 00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:33,080 And, you know, to be honest, this, uh... 357 00:21:33,700 --> 00:21:36,020 Dale Carnegie-Pablo Escobar ruse? 358 00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:37,540 I think that that's beneath you. 359 00:21:38,460 --> 00:21:39,900 - Come on, Del. - Ruse? 360 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:42,050 - Ruse. - That's a good word. 361 00:21:43,250 --> 00:21:44,540 Muchachos! 362 00:21:47,050 --> 00:21:49,320 - What the fuck? - Put it down! 363 00:21:49,350 --> 00:21:51,820 - Jesus Christ! - Whoa! Just slow down, Del! 364 00:21:51,850 --> 00:21:53,490 - What the fuck? - Shit! 365 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,390 Liz! 366 00:21:57,560 --> 00:22:00,160 - Look, my dad had nothing to do with this. - God, Marty! 367 00:22:00,190 --> 00:22:02,210 - It was Bruce's idea. - Hey, shut the... 368 00:22:02,230 --> 00:22:03,340 Shut the fuck up! 369 00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:06,170 - He came to me. It was Bruce. - It was Bruce. 370 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,630 - It was his idea. - Hey! Shut... 371 00:22:07,650 --> 00:22:11,180 Del! What have you done, Del? Goddamn it, what have you done? 372 00:22:18,030 --> 00:22:20,740 Please, listen. Listen to me. 373 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:24,560 You don't wanna do this. Tell me... 374 00:22:24,590 --> 00:22:26,270 Goddamn it! 375 00:22:26,300 --> 00:22:30,110 He... he made a terrible mistake. We will work for free! 376 00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:33,200 Please, please, my dad had nothing to do with this. 377 00:22:33,220 --> 00:22:35,580 You know what I like about Chicago? 378 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:37,620 All the Mexicans. 379 00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:40,770 Culture, the food, the language. 380 00:22:41,220 --> 00:22:43,680 The women. I feel at home. 381 00:22:44,060 --> 00:22:46,230 You know what I dislike about Chicago? 382 00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:48,360 All the fucking Mexicans. 383 00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:51,010 Might as well put up a sign that says, 384 00:22:51,030 --> 00:22:54,840 "Welcome to Chicago, drug hub of the US." 385 00:22:54,870 --> 00:23:00,120 FinCEN, DEA, ATF, FBI... 386 00:23:01,130 --> 00:23:03,340 all circling like buzzards. 387 00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:06,960 And where does all the drama come from? 388 00:23:08,170 --> 00:23:09,180 Hmm? 389 00:23:10,590 --> 00:23:12,990 Four sticky-fingered white men. 390 00:23:13,010 --> 00:23:15,870 Del, he's my son. 391 00:23:15,890 --> 00:23:18,580 Please. He made a terrible mistake. 392 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:19,870 I can make this right. 393 00:23:19,890 --> 00:23:22,330 I swear to God, I can make it right. I... I can make it right. 394 00:23:22,350 --> 00:23:25,000 A father shouldn't have to see his child die. 395 00:23:28,570 --> 00:23:29,900 - Dad! - No! 396 00:23:52,050 --> 00:23:53,430 How'd you do it, Bruce? 397 00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:56,860 Hey. 398 00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:00,910 Hanson's men picked up the shipment of cash 399 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:04,370 along with whatever legitimate load. Air conditioners. 400 00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:07,520 Subtract the weight of the cash from the weight of the trucks... 401 00:24:08,190 --> 00:24:09,630 We rigged the gas gauges. 402 00:24:09,650 --> 00:24:12,110 They'd read full when they were five gallons light. 403 00:24:14,590 --> 00:24:16,220 How much, Bruce? 404 00:24:19,330 --> 00:24:21,250 Eight million over three years. 405 00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:29,730 Okay. 406 00:24:31,340 --> 00:24:32,520 Ready? 407 00:24:34,340 --> 00:24:36,180 Marty had nothing to do with this. 408 00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:40,470 This is all me. 409 00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:45,950 I need you to understand... 410 00:24:46,660 --> 00:24:49,690 I... I would've never done any of this if I thought it would hurt you. 411 00:24:50,650 --> 00:24:53,900 And I am... 412 00:24:55,110 --> 00:24:57,430 Let me just say goodbye to my kids. 413 00:24:57,450 --> 00:24:59,760 They're asleep. And I'll just... 414 00:24:59,790 --> 00:25:02,220 I'll just leave them a message, you know. 415 00:25:04,330 --> 00:25:06,280 And they're confused... 416 00:25:06,300 --> 00:25:07,720 and worried about me. 417 00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:09,850 Hang on one second. I'll just leave a message. 418 00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:12,800 Tell 'em that I'm going away somewhere and that I'm gonna miss 'em. 419 00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:18,640 They know. 420 00:25:22,970 --> 00:25:24,720 - Where are they? - Huh? 421 00:25:24,740 --> 00:25:27,370 Are your kids in school? Summer break? 422 00:25:28,270 --> 00:25:29,460 What? 423 00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:30,920 Your kids, summer break? 424 00:25:30,940 --> 00:25:33,570 I don't want to do Wendy in front of the kids. 425 00:25:34,950 --> 00:25:37,300 Wendy doesn't know anything about what I do. 426 00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:40,450 I never told her about anything that I do. Not once. 427 00:25:41,330 --> 00:25:44,000 Not once. You don't need to do anything to Wendy. 428 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:47,430 - Are we ready? - No, no, no. No, hang on. Hang on. 429 00:25:47,460 --> 00:25:49,500 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. One second. 430 00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:53,510 Just talk to me for one second. Just hang on a second. 431 00:25:54,170 --> 00:25:55,320 Um... 432 00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:01,410 More shoreline... 433 00:26:01,430 --> 00:26:04,410 More shoreline than the whole coast of California. 434 00:26:04,430 --> 00:26:05,580 Excuse me? 435 00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:08,230 This place right here has more shoreline... 436 00:26:09,310 --> 00:26:11,770 than the whole coast of California. 437 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,400 And apparently, every summer... 438 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,630 Hang on, listen to me. 439 00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:23,740 Every summer, the population of this place explodes. 440 00:26:24,540 --> 00:26:27,680 Tons of tourists. Midwesterners from all over the place. 441 00:26:27,710 --> 00:26:30,380 Blue-collar, white-collar, loaded with cash. 442 00:26:30,580 --> 00:26:32,040 Okay? 443 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:34,730 That's why I got this brochure. 444 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,800 - I gotta go. - Hang on, one second. 445 00:26:37,010 --> 00:26:40,800 I got this brochure last week, scouting businesses, 446 00:26:41,150 --> 00:26:42,490 and I brought it back to talk to Bruce about it. 447 00:26:42,510 --> 00:26:43,700 And I was gonna talk to you, 448 00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:45,660 because I wanna put the house on the market, 449 00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:47,200 and I wanna move down there with the family, 450 00:26:47,230 --> 00:26:49,570 and I wanna do what we do down there. 451 00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:51,000 You're right about Chicago. 452 00:26:51,810 --> 00:26:54,210 You got the FBI and the ATF and the CIA. 453 00:26:54,230 --> 00:26:56,630 And they're all... They're circling around Chicago. 454 00:26:56,650 --> 00:26:59,960 And they're tapping phones, and they're monitoring bank accounts, 455 00:26:59,990 --> 00:27:01,760 and I just... 456 00:27:01,780 --> 00:27:04,180 We need a new hub. I need a new hub. 457 00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:05,740 Okay? This place... 458 00:27:06,660 --> 00:27:11,230 It's away from every single law enforcement agency in the US 459 00:27:11,250 --> 00:27:13,750 and it's cash rich. Okay? 460 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,110 Think about it. I mean, what do I do? 461 00:27:17,130 --> 00:27:20,650 I launder ten percent of what the cartel does in the US? Right? 462 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:22,950 And even if you piecemeal five percent off to some other guy, 463 00:27:22,970 --> 00:27:25,160 you know, which I doubt you do, but even if you do, 464 00:27:25,180 --> 00:27:27,740 that's 85% that's getting shipped across the border into Mexico. 465 00:27:27,770 --> 00:27:30,520 All right? And how much of that is getting seized? 466 00:27:31,100 --> 00:27:32,330 A lot. It's a waste. 467 00:27:32,350 --> 00:27:34,070 How much of it is getting siphoned off to, 468 00:27:34,100 --> 00:27:36,210 you know, bribe the border patrol guys 469 00:27:36,230 --> 00:27:37,710 and-and the cops, 470 00:27:37,730 --> 00:27:40,090 and the politicians and the judges and all that stuff? 471 00:27:40,110 --> 00:27:42,170 It's all going out the window. Just give it to me. 472 00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,800 I want more than just the ten percent. I want it all. 473 00:27:44,830 --> 00:27:46,300 And I wanna take it down there. Okay? 474 00:27:46,330 --> 00:27:49,850 What did these guys take from you? Was it eight? Is that what they said? 475 00:27:49,870 --> 00:27:52,100 I'll get you that. I'll put that together. I'll make you whole. 476 00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:54,790 You call it earnest money, okay? I give that to you... 477 00:27:55,500 --> 00:27:58,770 but then I take me and my family and we go down to the Ozarks, 478 00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:00,130 just like I planned. 479 00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:04,050 And I just start washing money. Tons of it. 480 00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:07,530 Nothing but washed money. That's all that matters. 481 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:09,850 Come on. Come on. 482 00:28:10,980 --> 00:28:13,160 Five years, 483 00:28:13,190 --> 00:28:16,460 three years, and I'll launder twice what we're doing right now. 484 00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:17,860 Five years... 485 00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:21,590 $500 million. I can do that. 486 00:28:21,740 --> 00:28:23,090 It's got more... more shoreline 487 00:28:23,110 --> 00:28:25,550 - than the whole coast of California. - You said that already. 488 00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:31,330 - Here we go. - Come on. 489 00:29:08,450 --> 00:29:11,350 $500 million in five years? 490 00:29:11,370 --> 00:29:13,710 Hey. 491 00:29:18,130 --> 00:29:20,000 $500 million in five years? 492 00:29:22,420 --> 00:29:24,680 Yeah. No question. 493 00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:29,050 You have 48 hours to get me my money. 494 00:29:30,100 --> 00:29:32,020 - Okay. - Cash. 495 00:29:32,750 --> 00:29:36,410 No financial instruments, no wire transfer, no cashier's checks. 496 00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:39,900 - Cash. All of it. - Cash. I understand. 497 00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:41,900 After I have my money... 498 00:29:42,550 --> 00:29:47,300 you have another 48... to be on the road to these Ozarks. 499 00:29:49,450 --> 00:29:52,180 I want you to be ready to set up shop within a week. 500 00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:53,470 Yeah. 501 00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:56,540 And, Marty... when I drive by your house... 502 00:29:57,460 --> 00:29:59,840 there better be a "For Sale" sign on your lawn. 503 00:30:04,550 --> 00:30:05,670 Come on. 504 00:30:32,740 --> 00:30:34,640 No. There is no choice here. 505 00:30:34,660 --> 00:30:36,660 Marty, stop. We have to call the police. 506 00:30:36,900 --> 00:30:38,560 I want you to forget it, okay? I... 507 00:30:38,580 --> 00:30:40,560 Or do you want to just role-play it? 508 00:30:40,580 --> 00:30:42,900 Okay, I'm Detective Whoever The Fuck, 509 00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:44,860 and you're the wife of the top money launderer 510 00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:48,050 for the second largest drug cartel in Mexico. Go. 511 00:30:49,510 --> 00:30:52,070 I mean, come on. Police mean jail time, 512 00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:55,030 or witness protection program, at best, if we even get that far. 513 00:30:55,060 --> 00:30:58,120 If we make it that f... The kids and I are in danger? 514 00:30:58,140 --> 00:31:00,370 Well... What do you wanna hear? 515 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:03,080 You know, people who drive trucks full of cash 516 00:31:03,110 --> 00:31:05,420 onto scales to weigh it because there's too much to count, 517 00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:07,460 they don't exactly have a code of ethics they adhere to. 518 00:31:07,490 --> 00:31:08,780 We're not going to the police. 519 00:31:10,070 --> 00:31:12,130 - Send Liz to the police. - No. 520 00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:14,050 No, Bruce didn't come home. He's missing. 521 00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:16,010 - They'll find out he's dead... - Liz is dead, Wendy. 522 00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:18,790 She's dissolving in a barrel next to the one they stuffed Bruce into. 523 00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:22,540 Now here's what I'm gonna do. Over the next two days... 524 00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,940 I'm gonna try to pull together $8 million to pay back what Bruce stole. 525 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:29,110 - What we're not gonna do is... - Do we even have that much? 526 00:31:29,130 --> 00:31:30,360 Well, it's gonna be tight. 527 00:31:30,380 --> 00:31:32,180 I mean, after early withdrawal penalties, 528 00:31:32,210 --> 00:31:34,270 I don't know, but I'm gonna try. 529 00:31:34,300 --> 00:31:37,340 What we're not gonna do, though, is panic, okay? 530 00:31:38,390 --> 00:31:40,580 We're gonna prioritize and we're gonna compartmentalize. 531 00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:43,920 And there's gonna be a little bit of time management, okay? 532 00:31:43,940 --> 00:31:45,770 All right? Starting first thing tomorrow, 533 00:31:45,790 --> 00:31:47,630 after we tell the kids we're moving, 534 00:31:47,650 --> 00:31:50,000 we're gonna call your friend Linda, the Realtor, 535 00:31:50,030 --> 00:31:51,340 and we're gonna list the house. 536 00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:54,380 Then you're gonna call a moving company. Then you and the kids are gonna pack. 537 00:31:54,410 --> 00:31:56,220 You can help 'em or let 'em do it themselves. 538 00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:58,660 I don't really care, but come Friday, after school... 539 00:32:00,290 --> 00:32:02,170 we're on the road, okay? That's it. 540 00:32:07,340 --> 00:32:09,270 And with the movers, please, get three bids. 541 00:32:09,300 --> 00:32:10,920 The money's gonna be tight. 542 00:32:12,430 --> 00:32:15,030 - No fucking way am I going. - Charlotte, you're going. 543 00:32:15,050 --> 00:32:17,360 - We're all going. - Not me. I'm gonna live with Caitlin. 544 00:32:17,390 --> 00:32:20,140 The Ozarks. That's, like, woods and stuff? 545 00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,040 - Yeah, I think so, honey. - Mom, what the fuck? 546 00:32:22,060 --> 00:32:26,040 Husbands and fathers, and-and-and mothers and wives... 547 00:32:26,060 --> 00:32:28,500 they take new jobs, they relocate with their families all the time. 548 00:32:28,530 --> 00:32:32,510 You know, this country was built by Americans pursuing opportunity, okay? 549 00:32:32,530 --> 00:32:33,690 The pioneers, for one, 550 00:32:33,710 --> 00:32:35,680 - relocated once a day. - You're a financial advisor. 551 00:32:35,700 --> 00:32:37,430 - A self-employed financial advisor. - That's right. 552 00:32:37,450 --> 00:32:39,050 You decide where the opportunity is. 553 00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:41,100 Yeah, and I've decided the opportunity is in Missouri. 554 00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:42,470 - Okay, we understand... - It's simple. 555 00:32:42,500 --> 00:32:44,120 That this is... this is upsetting. 556 00:32:44,750 --> 00:32:47,290 Believe me, I get how hard this is. 557 00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:53,360 But we're a family, so we are... We're making this move as a family. 558 00:32:53,380 --> 00:32:55,050 We would prefer if you would... 559 00:32:56,430 --> 00:32:57,600 see it as an adventure. 560 00:32:57,620 --> 00:32:59,550 Yeah, well, thanks for the eggs and the shit sandwich. 561 00:32:59,580 --> 00:33:00,800 Charlotte... 562 00:33:03,430 --> 00:33:04,600 I got her. 563 00:33:10,590 --> 00:33:11,680 You okay? 564 00:33:16,070 --> 00:33:20,800 Not some, all. Everything. Liquidated, cash. 565 00:33:20,830 --> 00:33:24,180 $7,945,400. 566 00:33:24,210 --> 00:33:26,680 Sir, again, we don't keep that kind of money on-site. 567 00:33:26,710 --> 00:33:28,730 You... you can't just have it wired here, 568 00:33:28,750 --> 00:33:31,020 and then come by the bank and withdraw it. Not in cash. 569 00:33:31,050 --> 00:33:32,880 Whoa, whoa! Marty, stop. 570 00:33:33,460 --> 00:33:35,900 If the markets are spooking you, let's slide it into mutual funds. 571 00:33:35,930 --> 00:33:38,530 No, I'll be back in six months with twice the money. 572 00:33:38,550 --> 00:33:40,280 I'm not explaining myself correctly. 573 00:33:40,310 --> 00:33:42,410 Just because it says the money is in your account 574 00:33:42,430 --> 00:33:44,080 doesn't mean it's really there, physically. 575 00:33:44,100 --> 00:33:46,080 I know how the banking system works. 576 00:33:46,100 --> 00:33:48,710 That's why I'm calling you in advance so you can get it. 577 00:33:48,730 --> 00:33:51,880 Your entire portfolio. Yeah, forget it. 578 00:33:51,900 --> 00:33:55,100 Ten percent penalty for early withdrawal, plus another 32% in taxes. 579 00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:56,780 Mr. Byrde, there seems to be a disconnect 580 00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:58,050 vis-à-vis large wire transfers 581 00:33:58,070 --> 00:34:00,180 and your expectations about withdrawing it in cash. 582 00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,430 Sir, by the end of business today, 583 00:34:02,450 --> 00:34:06,430 you're gonna have close to $8 million in four separate accounts at your bank, 584 00:34:06,460 --> 00:34:10,350 and I suspect that that puts you in a woefully undercapitalized position 585 00:34:10,380 --> 00:34:13,880 relative to your obligations to the FDIC. 586 00:34:14,670 --> 00:34:15,820 Okay? 587 00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:21,110 So, you know, unless you're the vice president of the one institution 588 00:34:21,140 --> 00:34:23,910 that is exempt from the liquidity ratio laws 589 00:34:23,930 --> 00:34:26,080 that govern every other bank in America, 590 00:34:26,100 --> 00:34:29,460 I suggest you place a call to the Federal Reserve 591 00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:31,120 at 230 South LaSalle, 592 00:34:31,150 --> 00:34:34,170 and you order yourself up a shit-pot full of cash. 593 00:34:36,650 --> 00:34:37,920 Hey, Brenda, um... 594 00:34:37,950 --> 00:34:39,840 Yeah? Do you need help with something? 595 00:34:39,870 --> 00:34:42,580 This firm has been dissolved, unfortunately. 596 00:34:43,830 --> 00:34:45,470 I'm sorry? 597 00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:49,350 The firm. It no longer exists, okay? 598 00:34:49,370 --> 00:34:51,000 Uh, but, um... 599 00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:55,550 you know, you were great. All the way through. 600 00:34:59,700 --> 00:35:02,030 Marty's in business with some very bad people. 601 00:35:03,180 --> 00:35:04,510 We need to leave town. 602 00:35:05,180 --> 00:35:08,850 Your husband, the financial advisor? Mr. Consumer Reports? 603 00:35:12,650 --> 00:35:15,650 - Holy shit. - We leave tomorrow. 604 00:35:19,700 --> 00:35:21,220 What? Uh, wait a second. Wait. 605 00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:24,590 Are... are we talking about run-for-your-life kind of leaving? 606 00:35:24,620 --> 00:35:26,510 Or a witness protection situation? 607 00:35:26,540 --> 00:35:28,540 Everything's on the table. 608 00:35:29,620 --> 00:35:30,870 Holy shit. 609 00:35:31,670 --> 00:35:34,710 Holy shit. Leaving... leaving for where? 610 00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:38,300 The Lake of the Ozarks. 611 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,860 The Ozarks? 612 00:35:41,890 --> 00:35:44,910 I mean, good Lord... what is that even like? 613 00:35:44,930 --> 00:35:49,480 I think it's where camouflage is a primary color. 614 00:35:49,950 --> 00:35:51,700 His name's Gary Silverberg. 615 00:35:52,020 --> 00:35:55,670 He's a partner with McNeil-Roberts downtown. Know him? 616 00:35:55,690 --> 00:35:56,830 Uh-uh. 617 00:35:56,860 --> 00:35:59,210 On the board of half a dozen nonprofits. 618 00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:01,860 Academy of the Arts, Goodman Theater, Joffrey. 619 00:36:02,450 --> 00:36:06,340 He sees your wife at least twice a week. Sometimes more. 620 00:36:06,370 --> 00:36:09,790 Either his place or somewhere closer to yours. 621 00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:12,500 An HI Express, Fairfield Inn. 622 00:36:13,210 --> 00:36:15,040 The DoubleTree in Alsip's where I tagged 'em. 623 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,690 This "Sugarwood" right there. What is that? 624 00:36:17,710 --> 00:36:20,510 Ah, you jumped the gun asking to meet today. 625 00:36:21,260 --> 00:36:25,450 Normally, I transfer everything from a working file to a folio binder. 626 00:36:25,470 --> 00:36:28,740 Table of contents, intro, summary. Suitable for presentation, arbitration. 627 00:36:28,770 --> 00:36:31,080 Yeah, tell me what it means. 628 00:36:31,100 --> 00:36:32,940 Sugarwood's her pet name for him. 629 00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:35,410 - As in, you know... - Ah, right. I got it. 630 00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:38,110 - "Give me some of that sugar." Yeah. - I got it. Thank you. 631 00:36:38,690 --> 00:36:40,340 Well, where is Marty now? 632 00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:43,240 He's paying back the money that his partner stole. 633 00:36:43,910 --> 00:36:45,320 How much, I don't know. 634 00:36:46,410 --> 00:36:49,550 Well, if we're talking about what I think we are, 635 00:36:49,580 --> 00:36:53,140 the government will try to attach as much of that money as possible, 636 00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:55,500 freeze your assets to force his cooperation. 637 00:36:56,170 --> 00:36:58,880 You need to get as much as you can as fast as you can. 638 00:37:00,300 --> 00:37:01,550 Fuck. 639 00:37:03,470 --> 00:37:05,150 Fuck! Fuck! 640 00:37:05,180 --> 00:37:07,320 Hypothetically, scale of one to ten, 641 00:37:07,350 --> 00:37:09,560 how difficult would it be for someone to disappear? 642 00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:11,450 You or him? 643 00:37:12,430 --> 00:37:14,910 Careful. 644 00:37:14,940 --> 00:37:18,650 No. Just me. You know, and the family. Family of four. 645 00:37:19,230 --> 00:37:22,800 New IDs, social security numbers, credit cards. You could do it. 646 00:37:22,820 --> 00:37:25,510 For a while, anyway. Then your money'd run out. 647 00:37:25,530 --> 00:37:29,010 One of your kids will get online sloppy. Twitter, Instagram... 648 00:37:29,030 --> 00:37:30,880 Your wife has one Lemon Drop too many 649 00:37:30,900 --> 00:37:32,550 with her new best friend, wants to share. 650 00:37:32,580 --> 00:37:34,870 Yeah. 651 00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:39,980 If you have a legal problem I'm not aware of, don't tell me if you do, 652 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,150 you could keep your identity, leave the country, 653 00:37:42,170 --> 00:37:44,520 go somewhere with no extradition to the US. 654 00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:46,270 Depends on who's looking for you, 655 00:37:46,290 --> 00:37:47,880 how much money they have. 656 00:37:50,060 --> 00:37:52,100 Hang on. Hang on. 657 00:37:55,640 --> 00:38:00,730 I just got a text from my bank. My wife emptied our checkings and savings. 658 00:38:03,940 --> 00:38:05,150 You got a gun? 659 00:38:07,700 --> 00:38:10,080 - No. What? - Good. 660 00:38:11,270 --> 00:38:13,690 Silverberg lives in the Aqua Tower. 661 00:38:13,790 --> 00:38:16,750 Apartment 8003, 80th floor. 662 00:38:19,210 --> 00:38:20,750 What makes you think she's there? 663 00:38:21,170 --> 00:38:22,550 It's Thursday. 664 00:38:48,110 --> 00:38:49,380 Hi, this is Wendy. 665 00:38:49,410 --> 00:38:51,830 - Leave me a message. - Fucking bitch! 666 00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:01,320 Hey, Gary? 667 00:39:02,740 --> 00:39:04,240 Hey, Gary, I'm back! 668 00:39:12,300 --> 00:39:14,720 Twenty-two years! 669 00:39:15,270 --> 00:39:17,650 Never cheated. Not once. 670 00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:22,660 And I had the chance... more than a few times. 671 00:39:22,690 --> 00:39:25,280 But I never ever took it. 672 00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:28,300 Instead, I worked. 673 00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:30,880 Came home, went to bed, got up, did it all over again. 674 00:39:30,910 --> 00:39:32,370 Not good enough, huh? 675 00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:35,040 And now you want to try to take our money? 676 00:39:35,620 --> 00:39:39,210 You want a divorce? I will show you the meaning of ugly. 677 00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:44,500 You will lose. I will lawyer up. I will dig in. I... 678 00:39:45,630 --> 00:39:46,750 Whoa! 679 00:39:53,590 --> 00:39:54,720 Whoa, man. 680 00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:56,810 Come on. 681 00:39:57,390 --> 00:39:58,520 Damn! 682 00:40:39,470 --> 00:40:40,830 Wendy? 683 00:40:40,850 --> 00:40:45,770 Why does Wendy have a cashier's check for $29,650, Marty? 684 00:40:47,070 --> 00:40:48,650 You lied to me, Marty. 685 00:40:51,110 --> 00:40:53,070 She knows about our business. 686 00:40:55,030 --> 00:40:59,140 What kind of man isn't willing to lie to save his wife's life? 687 00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:02,500 Was that before or after you found out she was fucking the lawyer? 688 00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:05,210 After. 689 00:41:05,790 --> 00:41:07,090 Ouch. 690 00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:10,000 I bet you haven't even confronted her yet, huh? 691 00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:15,110 Right now, you're calculating the smart move. 692 00:41:15,140 --> 00:41:16,550 Divorce her... 693 00:41:18,100 --> 00:41:19,720 things turn ugly... 694 00:41:20,350 --> 00:41:22,580 she holds what you've done over your head. 695 00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:24,370 Live with the cheating, 696 00:41:24,390 --> 00:41:28,190 and whatever man you think you are is eaten away, day by day. 697 00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:31,900 Or I take care of our Wendy problem... 698 00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:35,410 right here... right now. 699 00:41:36,530 --> 00:41:37,660 Your call. 700 00:41:45,830 --> 00:41:47,170 Marty, you there? 701 00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:54,800 What should my father do? 702 00:41:57,010 --> 00:41:58,150 Your father? 703 00:41:58,180 --> 00:42:01,430 About Aunt Carlotta. You never answered my question. 704 00:42:01,950 --> 00:42:04,920 What should my father do about a woman who steals from him? 705 00:42:05,810 --> 00:42:08,350 A loyal woman. A mother. 706 00:42:09,230 --> 00:42:10,980 With him 15 years. 707 00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:15,570 What did my mother make him do? 708 00:42:18,700 --> 00:42:19,890 Fire her. 709 00:42:20,780 --> 00:42:22,020 Why? 710 00:42:23,580 --> 00:42:25,540 It's not the first time she stole from you. 711 00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:27,710 What was it? 712 00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:30,840 It's the first time you caught her. 713 00:43:39,110 --> 00:43:40,560 You're welcome. 714 00:44:19,070 --> 00:44:20,590 - Hi. Good morning. - Mr. Byrde. 715 00:44:20,610 --> 00:44:21,960 Hi. What's this? 716 00:44:21,990 --> 00:44:23,590 - Good to see you, sir. - Yeah, good to see you. 717 00:44:23,610 --> 00:44:25,680 - Can I get you a cup of coffee? - No, thank you. 718 00:44:25,700 --> 00:44:27,790 Am I under duress? No. What are you doing? 719 00:44:28,620 --> 00:44:30,260 No. There's been... No, stop that. 720 00:44:30,290 --> 00:44:31,770 There's been no kidnapping. 721 00:44:31,790 --> 00:44:35,350 I'm not wearing any wires. I just... I have a, uh... 722 00:44:35,380 --> 00:44:38,310 a business opportunity that requires cash. 723 00:44:38,340 --> 00:44:39,510 - Sir. - Yeah? 724 00:44:39,530 --> 00:44:41,970 There's no business opportunities that require that much cash. 725 00:44:42,230 --> 00:44:44,740 - Not legal ones. - Well, I agree to disagree. 726 00:44:47,050 --> 00:44:48,220 Where's my money? 727 00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:51,190 As we told you, we can't cover that amount within 24 hours. 728 00:44:52,350 --> 00:44:53,480 Okay. 729 00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:57,460 There's two federal agents here. 730 00:44:57,480 --> 00:45:00,380 Which means you wouldn't take the chance that there was a kidnapping 731 00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:01,550 and not have my money. 732 00:45:01,570 --> 00:45:04,470 So if you don't produce it immediately, I'm gonna walk into that lobby, 733 00:45:04,490 --> 00:45:06,720 and I'm gonna tell these people that I can't get my money out. 734 00:45:06,740 --> 00:45:08,680 And we'll see how long that takes to go viral, 735 00:45:08,700 --> 00:45:11,220 and you get a good old-fashioned run on this bank. 736 00:45:11,250 --> 00:45:16,810 And if I want to put all $7,945,400 into a hot tub... 737 00:45:16,830 --> 00:45:20,110 get buck naked and play Scrooge McDuck, 738 00:45:20,130 --> 00:45:22,270 that is 100% my business. 739 00:45:22,300 --> 00:45:23,970 Now, where's my money? 740 00:45:29,430 --> 00:45:31,370 The Great Depression. 741 00:45:31,390 --> 00:45:35,020 That's when the Lake of the Ozarks was built. 1929. 742 00:45:36,020 --> 00:45:37,670 But you know all that. 743 00:45:37,860 --> 00:45:39,150 You're Marty Byrde. 744 00:45:40,020 --> 00:45:42,940 And Marty Byrde has been planning this for a long time, right? 745 00:45:43,900 --> 00:45:45,030 How long again? 746 00:45:46,450 --> 00:45:47,770 Long time. 747 00:45:52,950 --> 00:45:57,680 Yeah, I'm short. $6,950. But it is not... 748 00:45:57,710 --> 00:45:59,020 - It's not a problem. - What did I tell you? 749 00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:00,230 I've already sold that car, 750 00:46:00,250 --> 00:46:04,310 but I also have a minivan that I haven't sold yet. 751 00:46:04,340 --> 00:46:06,940 And this... It's a Honda Odyssey. It's... 752 00:46:07,150 --> 00:46:08,950 it's top-ranked minivan in the US. 753 00:46:08,970 --> 00:46:12,030 Blue Book on it is $27,000 and I get the cash... 754 00:46:12,060 --> 00:46:14,660 I'll buy the Odyssey from you for 27. 755 00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:17,850 So I owe you 20,000. Take that from the cash. 756 00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:22,090 And I'll lease it back to you for... say, 1,000 a month? 757 00:46:24,780 --> 00:46:26,570 Top-ranked minivan in the US. 758 00:46:28,740 --> 00:46:30,930 Okay? Good. 759 00:46:30,950 --> 00:46:36,540 Now I want you to take my $7,973,000 with you to Missouri... 760 00:46:37,140 --> 00:46:38,440 and clean it. 761 00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:44,880 - Clean it? - Mmm-hmm. 762 00:46:46,050 --> 00:46:48,090 It's... That's clean. It's already clean. 763 00:46:49,550 --> 00:46:53,240 You want me to clean it? Again? 764 00:46:53,260 --> 00:46:55,430 You'd lose 15%. 765 00:46:56,770 --> 00:46:59,960 Another 25% in taxes. Minimum. 766 00:46:59,980 --> 00:47:02,310 That's not the point, is it? 767 00:47:03,650 --> 00:47:06,150 I have to see that you can do it. 768 00:47:07,110 --> 00:47:08,670 I'm torn, Marty... 769 00:47:08,700 --> 00:47:12,010 between intrigue and thinking this whole Ozark thing 770 00:47:12,030 --> 00:47:15,830 is complete and utter straw-grasping bullshit. 771 00:47:19,830 --> 00:47:21,960 But I'm willing to roll the dice. 772 00:47:23,710 --> 00:47:25,130 Because you're special. 773 00:47:28,090 --> 00:47:29,340 You have a gift. 774 00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:34,350 But if I think that you're trying to fuck me... 775 00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:39,560 I will have to kill you... and Wendy... 776 00:47:41,060 --> 00:47:42,440 and Jonah... 777 00:47:43,230 --> 00:47:44,440 and Charlotte. 778 00:47:49,490 --> 00:47:50,740 And not in that order. 779 00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:53,450 Yeah. 780 00:47:54,950 --> 00:47:58,120 Put it all back in his trunk. 781 00:48:03,170 --> 00:48:05,670 You know, Del, the other day you said... 782 00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:10,550 "Where's my $5 million?" and Bruce and the Hanson kid took eight. 783 00:48:10,570 --> 00:48:11,610 Mm. 784 00:48:14,390 --> 00:48:17,180 You were right. I was fishing. 785 00:48:18,420 --> 00:48:20,420 I didn't know they stole a damn thing. 786 00:48:22,190 --> 00:48:23,650 And you killed Liz on a hunch. 787 00:48:24,610 --> 00:48:26,120 On a tell. 788 00:48:26,150 --> 00:48:28,570 I've been working with you and Bruce for how long? 789 00:48:29,690 --> 00:48:32,450 You ever known him not to constantly run his mouth? 790 00:48:58,180 --> 00:48:59,680 What's really going on, Mom? 791 00:49:00,410 --> 00:49:02,700 You know, Charlotte, it has been, um... 792 00:49:04,030 --> 00:49:05,780 a real hard few days, so... 793 00:49:07,190 --> 00:49:08,480 if there is... 794 00:49:08,940 --> 00:49:14,150 anything in here that you can just combine... 795 00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:21,640 Okay. You're just gonna have to help Mommy over the next few days, okay? 796 00:49:21,660 --> 00:49:24,020 - Okay. Okay. - Just keep a really good attitude. 797 00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:25,560 And you have to trust us, all right? 798 00:49:25,580 --> 00:49:28,000 I know we'll work this out later. I really do. 799 00:49:28,790 --> 00:49:30,130 - Okay? - Okay. 800 00:49:31,510 --> 00:49:32,980 Thank you. 801 00:49:46,100 --> 00:49:48,610 - Went straight to voice mail. - Hang up. 802 00:49:49,070 --> 00:49:50,730 - You want me to keep trying? - No. 803 00:49:51,590 --> 00:49:52,800 Possible he ran. 804 00:49:53,530 --> 00:49:56,170 Changed his mind. Took his chippie and left the country. 805 00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:58,820 Agent Petty? I think we got 'em all. 806 00:49:59,910 --> 00:50:03,750 Well, 18 bugs went in. I want 18 out. My name's on the req. 807 00:50:04,330 --> 00:50:05,520 Yes, sir. 808 00:50:07,540 --> 00:50:10,800 - You don't seem too upset. - It is what it is. 809 00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:13,130 Liddell was our in. 810 00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:16,760 You heard him. He would have been a fantastic government witness. 811 00:50:18,930 --> 00:50:21,700 Mexicans, Mafia, Muslims. 812 00:50:21,720 --> 00:50:24,870 We all want to believe that these people are more than they are. 813 00:50:24,890 --> 00:50:26,600 And they're not. If they weren't... 814 00:50:28,190 --> 00:50:30,120 dealing drugs, 815 00:50:30,150 --> 00:50:33,170 extorting businesses, flying planes into buildings, 816 00:50:33,190 --> 00:50:35,440 they'd be cleaning toilets. 817 00:50:36,530 --> 00:50:38,090 They're not criminal geniuses. 818 00:50:38,110 --> 00:50:41,780 They're pathological liars on the path of least resistance. 819 00:50:42,370 --> 00:50:44,660 Liddell was no different. 820 00:50:47,620 --> 00:50:49,040 Entertaining, though. 821 00:50:51,500 --> 00:50:53,880 Uh, I'm confused. 822 00:50:55,340 --> 00:50:58,180 Del Rio, Navarro, the cartel. 823 00:50:59,430 --> 00:51:03,350 Why... Why would we do all this if Bruce was just "entertaining"? 824 00:51:09,940 --> 00:51:11,690 Where is Martin Byrde? 825 00:52:24,470 --> 00:52:26,890 - Where you going? - Just gonna take a leak.